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Absolutely Crabulous Happy Birthday Card

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$3 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

For the absolutely fabulous (crabulous) person in your life, and extra perfect for those Cancer season babies!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap hot pink paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Benjamin H. ★★★★★

I was so happy to find a card that actually feels special—the paper weight is substantial and the watercolor crab illustration gives it an instant heirloom vibe.

Charlotte ★★★★★

This one’s going straight on the fridge as soon as I give it to my Cancer-season bestie—the watercolor crab is so charming and the 130 lb. paper feels properly premium. It’s the only birthday card I’ve bought that actually made me laugh out loud in the shop.

John H. ★★★★★

The card stock is really sturdy, and the bright white paper makes the watercolor crab pop beautifully. I bought it for a friend born in July and she got a kick out of the crabulous pun.