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Badass Birthday Wishes Donkey Happy Birthday Card

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$3.75 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Send the badass in your life some super tough birthday wishes!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap kraft paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Robert K. ★★★★★

The card’s 130 lb. paper feels incredibly sturdy—way nicer than the flimsy cards you usually find. The blank inside let me write a long, personal message that fit perfectly. This card definitely matches the “tough birthday wishes” vibe.

Samuel M. ★★★★★

The watercolor donkey illustration is way cooler in person, and I love how the blank inside leaves room to write a real message. Arrived flat and sturdy, and the 130 lb paper makes it feel much nicer than a standard card.

Zoe ★★★★★

The card stock is surprisingly thick and sturdy, which makes the donkey illustration pop even more. I love that it's blank inside so I could write my own message without any cheesy pre-printed lines. My tough friend got a kick out of the "badass" vibe—the watercolor art feels fresh, not cutesy.