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Happy As A Clam Friendship Love Card

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$3.2 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Not sure why clams are sooo darn happy, but I guess they are so that makes them the perfect unit of measurement for happiness! Let that friend or significant other know just how f$!&ing happy they make you feel!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap pink paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Steven B. ★★★★★

The humor on this card is spot-on—it made my friend laugh out loud the second they opened it, and the glossy finish keeps the colors looking sharp. It's the perfect pick for someone who appreciates a little irreverence.

Lily ★★★★★

This card made my girlfriend laugh out loud when she opened it — the whole "measurement of happiness" bit is just so perfectly weird. The quality of the paper and print is solid, too, nothing flimsy about it.

Benjamin N. ★★★★☆

I sent this to my girlfriend and she laughed out loud at the clam happiness meter — the paper is thick enough to feel substantial in hand. Just wish it came with a matching envelope.