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Happy Birthday You Old Fart Dinosaur T-rex Card

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$3.65 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Another birthday?? Remind that special person in your life just how old they are!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap teal paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Aurora ★★★★★

The card stock is noticeably thick and sturdy, way better than the flimsy cards you usually find. My friend got a good laugh out of the T-rex design, and the blank inside let me write a properly sarcastic message.

Samuel ★★★★★

The watercolor illustration is so vibrant and crisp on this thick card stock—it really makes the T-rex pop. My uncle got a kick out of the "old fart" joke, and the blank inside let me write a personal note. Perfect size for framing if they want to keep it.

Stella ★★★★★

The paper quality is fantastic, thick and sturdy, and the T-rex design got a genuine laugh out of my dad. Perfect for a cheeky birthday jab without being mean.