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Happy Mother's Day Hamster and Baby Eat Your Young Card

Happy Mother's Day Hamster and Baby Eat Your Young Card - Main image
$3.3 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Unlike hamsters, we luckily don't have to worry about being eaten as children. And we should all be very grateful to our moms and wives for not eating their young, no matter how naughty and disobedient they can be!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

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Comes with a deep-flap lavender paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Lily J. ★★★★★

I got this for my wife and she actually snorted when she read the inside. The paper quality is nice and thick, not flimsy like some cards.

Miles ★★★★★

Finally, a card that made my mom laugh out loud instead of just saying "that's nice." The joke about not being eaten as children is so perfectly dark and honest, and the quality of the paper stock feels substantial in your hands.

Lucy ★★★★★

I’ve been looking for a card that’s clever without being mean, and this one’s joke about hamster parenting is perfectly dry. The illustration is simple but charming, and the paper quality feels nice and sturdy.