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Happy New Home Let the Walking Around Naked Begin Housewarming Card

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$3.1 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Everyone knows that it's not really your home unless you've walked around naked, even it's just a quick run to the dryer for a warm towel.

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap kraft paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Lucy N. ★★★★★

The card stock is so thick and sturdy, it feels like a real keepsake. My friend burst out laughing when she opened it, and the watercolor art is charming and playful. Definitely the perfect housewarming card for someone with a good sense of humor.

Steven ★★★★★

I knew it was the perfect card the second I saw it—that "walking around naked" line is so true, and the paper is thick enough to feel like a real keepsake. My friend laughed out loud when she opened it.

Ella F. ★★★★★

The watercolor illustration is so charming and the card itself feels substantial on that thick 130 lb. paper—perfect for a funny housewarming gift that actually made my friend laugh out loud.