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I Like Your Boobies Blue-footed Booby Card

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$3 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

This card is so versatile! Bird lover? Significant other? Friend who just got a boob job? Perfect for all of the above and more!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap yellow paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Aurora J. ★★★★★

The watercolor illustration is beautifully detailed and the card feels premium with that thick 130 lb stock. Bought it for a friend recovering from surgery and she got a good laugh out of it. The quality definitely matches the cheeky humor.

Lucy R. ★★★★★

The paper stock is surprisingly sturdy for a greeting card — really gives the watercolor illustration a premium feel. Gave this to my friend post-surgery and she laughed so hard she cried, then immediately asked where I got it. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

Claire ★★★★★

The watercolor booby looks just like the photo, and the 130 lb. card stock gives it a real premium feel when you hand it over. Sent it to my birding buddy after her mastectomy and she laughed so hard she cried. It’s genuinely the most versatile card I’ve ever found for every inappropriate occasion.