Merry Christmas Bitch Poodle Holiday Card

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$3.1 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

This festive female dog is ready to send out Christmas wishes to all your bishes!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap red envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve as a single card, or packaged in a clear box of 8 cards and envelopes!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ellie L. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

The watercolor illustration is so vibrant and detailed, really pops on that thick premium paper. I'm sending it to my bestie who will totally get the "bishes" joke – it arrived flat and in perfect condition.

Avery ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

The paper quality is excellent—thick and sturdy, not flimsy like some cards. My friend laughed out loud when she saw the poodle's sassy expression on the front. Blank inside gave me room to write a personal note that matched the humor.

Sofia ★★★★★ Oct 14, 2026

I bought this for my best friend who has a standard poodle, and she actually teared up laughing. The 130 lb. paper feels genuinely thick and nice in hand, way better than the flimsy cards I usually grab at the drugstore. Blank inside so I could write my own ridiculous message.