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My Loins Burn For You Lions Burning Funny Valentine Love Card

My Loins Burn For You Lions Burning Funny Valentine Love Card - Main image
$3.75 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

The perfect card for that spelling and grammar police member in your life! Or maybe for the chronic misspell-er in your life?! See what can happen when the wrong words get misspelled?!! Chaos and lion injuries ensue.

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap red paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Henry R. ★★★★★

The inside text had me laughing out loud — perfect for my friend who always mixes up "loins" and "lions." The paper has a nice, sturdy feel that’ll hold up in the mail.

Madison X. ★★★★★

The glossy finish makes the "burning loins" typo pop perfectly—my wife laughed for five minutes straight. It’s clever without being mean, and the card stock is sturdy enough to feel worth the money.

Elizabeth ★★★★★

My friend who’s a total grammar nerd was in tears laughing at the “loins” vs “lions” mix-up, and the chaotic lion art on the front is pure genius. I’ve never seen a card that pokes fun at spelling mistakes so perfectly. She said it’s the most thoughtful valentine she’s ever gotten.