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Sending An Unsolicited Dik-Dik Pic Text Message Love Card

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$3.05 $5 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

I can practically guarantee this is the only unsolicited dick pic your recipient will actually be happy to receive! Perfect for the dik-dik lover in your life, or for someone who would love them if they knew- hence the detail on the back of the card!

Original watercolor illustration printed on 130 lb. premium bright white paper

4.25 x 5.5" card

Blank inside for your message

Comes with a deep-flap green paper envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Amelia ★★★★★

Sent this to my buddy who's obsessed with mini antelopes and he burst out laughing before he even opened the envelope. The card stock has a nice weight to it, way better than the flimsy ones you get at the drugstore.

Riley P. ★★★★★

My girlfriend loves animals and has a weird sense of humor, so this card was an instant hit. The glossy photo of the dik-dik on the front is surprisingly cute and high-quality. She laughed for a solid five minutes after opening it.

Steven F. ★★★★★

The pun alone was worth it, but the card stock is genuinely nice and thick too. Sent it to my best friend for her birthday and she laughed for a solid minute.